So we are sitting around the dinner table tonight…


…and Corinne says, “I’m tired of being a kid. I really want to be a mom.” Tony and I smiled at each other with affection thinking what a wonderful daughter we have. Out of curiousity, Tony asks, “Why are you so anxious to be a mom, Corinne?” to which she replies, “Cause I want to rule my kids!” Sigh. I couldn’t leave well enough alone. I asked her, “What do you mean?” Corinne explained, “Well, I guess I just really want to give them spankings when they break the rules.” Gasp. What kind of role model am I? You’d think I beat her!

-g.


One response to “So we are sitting around the dinner table tonight…”

  1. I’d laugh out loud right now, but it’s 12:30 a.m. and we have house guests. I’ll be sure to read this again tomorrow so I can crack up. I LOVE IT!

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